"Thanks for joining us..."

Guests:
• Megan Mullally (Will & Grace) | Megan's website | Will & Grace website (NBC)
• Michael Vartan (Alias) | Alias website (ABC)
• Dancer Alyson Stoner (appeared in Missy Elliott music video)

Opening scene:
Ellen playing ping-pong with a crew member.

Monologue:
"My hope and my wish for today is that we celebrate life, and that we don't take life for granted, and that we cherish our family and our friends, and every moment that we have; and that we try to have patience and understanding for all people. So, that's my hope for today."
Ellen talks about raising her new puppy, that she got from Oakland Pound.

Song from Scotty K:
"Bow Wow (That's My Name)" - Bow Wow

Notes:
• We meet Art, who appeared in show promos about "silence," which were recorded at Ikea. He is the first audience ambassador.
• Megan brings Ellen flowers.
• Megan sings a song with her musical group "Supreme Music Program."
• Alyson teaches Ellen some dance moves.
• Michael bring Ellen a vase.
• The welcome mat is back.

This episode re-aired on Oxygen, 2003-Sep-18.