"She's bluffing..."

Guests:
• Jim Belushi | According to Jim (ABC)
• Mo'nique | The Parkers (UPN)
• Joss Stone | website
• Two-time World Poker Champion Jennifer Harman | USA Today article

Opening Scene:
Ellen vacuuming.

Monologue:
Ellen feeling under the weather.

British Word from Tony: (no word today)
(I think Ellen stopped it J)

Notes:
Ellen calls Melissa, a potential date for Jeff.
Editor's note: Melissa was kinda weird.
Jim plays harmonica, as Ellen plays french horn.
Ellen and Mo'nique play ping-pong.

Ellen's watch provided by: Robert Lighton, New York 212-343-8595

Jennifer Harman photo, courtesy USA Today.

Rod Stewart was originally scheduled for this episode.

Episode summary (Ellen's website):
Ellen welcomes from the hit TV show "According to Jim," actor JIM BELUSHI. From the UPN TV show "The Parkers," MO'NIQUE. Two-time World Poker Champion, JENNIFER HARMAN. Plus, new R&B sensation, JOSS STONE performs a song from her CD, "The Soul Sessions."