"It's happy hour!"

Guests:
• Charlie Sheen | Two and a Half Men (CBS)
• Debra Jo Rupp | That '70s Show (FOX)
• Groucho the singing parrot
• Anthony Hamilton | Artist information @ MTV.com

Opening Scene:
Ellen at a vending machine.

Monologue:
Weather and the seasons.

British Word from Tony: (no word today)
He ran out, and started reading American books... and he shows Ellen's book, "The Funny Thing Is..."

Notes:

Ellen's watch provided by: Kenjo New York, 1-800-548-TIME

Episode summary (Ellen's website):
Actor CHARLIE SHEEN stops by to talk about his role in the new movie "SCARY MOVIE 3" and his new TV show "Two and a Half Men." From the hit TV series "That 70's Show," actress DEBRA JO RUPP. GROUCHO, the singing parrot joins Ellen. Plus, singer ANTHONY HAMILTON performs his new single "Comin' From Where I'm From."