"Schlemiel, schlimazel"

Guests:
• Anthony Clark | Yes, Dear (CBS)
• Sara Gilbert
• Pink | website

Skateboarding with Pink
Most people don't need a "spotter"
when they skateboard, but I do.

Opening Scene: Ellen playing the carnival game

Monologue: Wearing makeup; covering her spider bite.

Notes:

Ellen's watch provided by: Kenjo, New York - 1-800-548-TIME

Episode summary (Ellen's website):
Actor ANTHONY CLARK (“Yes, Dear”) brings Ellen a gift and SARA GILBERT talks about her upcoming guest appearance on “Will & Grace.” Plus, PINK performs “God is A Deejay” from her new CD “Try This.”